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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour summaries are too long and your political bias is unoptimised.
Professional ghostwriter for people who don't read the drafts.
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Automated spin for any political climate.
split.youAI▸ POLICYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters legislative noise into partisan rage
You track policy, write briefing memos, and summarize legislative debates. Your output eventually fuels partisan social media posts.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which staffer to bribe with a pastry to get the vote count.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Scanners ingest every paper report you have ever touched.
Month 4
AI models generate the boring briefings you used to write.
Month 8
Algorithms predict constituent anger better than your gut feeling.
Month 13
One click fills the teleprompter with populist rhetoric.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access card stops working right before the committee hearing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
45
Memos written per week
3 cups
Coffee consumed before 9am
92 percent
Fact-checks ignored by boss
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one lukewarm cup of tea.
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