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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour job is essentially automated form-filling, but with higher stakes.
Professional ghostwriter for politicians who rarely know you exist.
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Automated responses without the human filter.
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generates perfect policy-compliant responses instantly
You draft template emails for politicians and research policy briefs. You act as a glorified inbox filter.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a constituent is bluffing about their local issue.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart models categorize your emails by topic and sentiment automatically.
Month 8
Generative software produces the first drafts of all constituent replies.
Month 17
Autonomous agents perform stakeholder research faster than any human intern.
Year 2.1
Routine responses go live without human oversight or approval.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The office is fully automated and you are no longer required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
0.04%
Form letter variance
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Coffee consumption
100%
Research accuracy
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