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June 29, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsYour ability to describe nutty undertones is no match for a sensor.
Professional rind-talker and professional dairy-opinion haver.
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Perfect cuts without the artisanal attitude.
glub.youAI▸ WHEELY GOOD 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
scans density to automate the perfect slice
You slice wheels of aged cheese, manage cellar humidity, and convince tourists to pay a premium for rind.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know the exact feeling of a perfect ripeness tap on the rind.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors monitor humidity and wheel density in the storage racks.
Month 5
Automated logs replace your hand-written aging notes.
Month 13
Laser-guided cutters portion wheels with zero crumb waste.
Year 2.1
Kiosks replace your charming descriptions of nutty undertones.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
The arm finishes the last wheel and locks the display case.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
12 percent
Average rind waste
4 minutes
Customer chatter time
Subjective
Cheese age accuracy
Your severance
One free cheese grater and a store credit.
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