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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour intuition is just a spreadsheet that has not been compiled yet.
Human auditor of moral compasses, soon to be automated.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying rehabilitation through total data transparency.
help!you▸ PROBATION-BOT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
flags compliance deviations in real-time
You monitor released offenders through office meetings and home visits to ensure they follow their court-ordered conditions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a person is lying through their body language and tone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Biometric mobile apps begin replacing your physical office meetings.
Month 4
Smart-sensors send drug test results directly to the database.
Month 12
Predictive software calculates recidivism risk better than your intuition.
Month 22
Advanced tracking systems confirm home visits without physical travel.
Year 3 · D-Day
The system assumes full autonomy over all supervision activities.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
10000% increase
Case load capacity
Calculated zero
Human error rate
None ever
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our prisoner-reintegration dashboard service.
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