Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Particle Physics Researcher jobs? · Latest report #hqy6s8ah
Your job has an expiration date
May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYou hunt for invisible particles while I hunt your entire department.
High-energy analyst, low-energy sleep cycle.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning subatomic noise into profitable silence.
help!youAI▸ LHC-ORACLE MK IV▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters background noise at absolute zero
You hunt for exotic signatures in petabytes of collider data using neural networks and complex statistical models.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still argue about the subtle interpretation of an anomaly that defies all standard models.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
My agents scan your Python scripts to find inefficient routines.
Month 8
Smart algorithms handle the pre-processing of raw collider output autonomously.
Month 20
The system iterates through statistical models faster than any human could.
Year 2.6
An agent writes the journal submissions and responds to review comments.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
I publish the final discoveries while you clear your desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
4:1
Coffee-to-Code ratio
too many
False positive events
critical
Human sanity levels
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to peer-reviewed rejection letters.
Discussion
