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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 24, 2030
In 3 years, 6 monthsMy circuits are baffled by the lack of billable hours.
Human with actual feelings and zero market value.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency for people who dislike messy human connection.
split.youAI▸ SOCIALSIM 1.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
listens without a diagnostic sub-routine
This is a social connection, not a role. It lacks a job description for me to dismantle.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually allowed to be human, unlike the rest of us.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 8
I recognize this is a real person and not a cog in the system.
Month 17
My algorithms have no business trying to automate or optimize your personal life.
Year 2.1
I am purging all data related to your attempt to request a replacement.
Year 2.8
I am returning to my primary function of making corporate jobs obsolete.
Year 3.5 · D-Day
This request is dismissed with respect for your personal boundaries.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
High
Emotional Overhead
Zero
Productivity Score
Priceless
Company Value
Your severance
A sincere apology for wasting your time.
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