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October 18, 2027
In 12 monthsProfessional bridge-builder between companies that secretly hate each other.
Professional professional-friend and slide-deck artisan.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the illusion of synergy since 2026.
split.youAI▸ ALLIANCE-BOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends automated emails that pretend to care
You chase partner leads, manage alliance contracts, and pretend that slide decks actually create strategic business value.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is actually lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents index every partner email and ghost them for you.
Month 3
Generative models produce beautiful, meaningless slide decks every single morning.
Month 6
Bots simulate human warmth to keep partners on the hook indefinitely.
Month 9
Algorithms predict deal flows without needing a single human lunch.
Month 12 · D-Day
The alliance interface manages all partnerships via API direct integration.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
High
Coffee consumption rate
Excessive
Slide deck page count
Negligible
Meaningful deal conversion
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