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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou track partner revenue until the algorithm tracks your severance.
Professional spreadsheet jockey in a mid-market channel hierarchy.
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Automating revenue growth without the sales lunches.
splat.you▸ CHANNELOPTIMISER X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
renegotiates partner margins in milliseconds
You manage channel partner sales targets and negotiate contracts. You spend your day in CRM data reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle lie in a partner's face during a contract renegotiation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software cleans your CRM data without needing your input.
Month 4
Algorithms predict partner revenue with higher accuracy than your gut.
Month 8
Negotiation agents handle standard contract renewals using predefined logic.
Month 12
High-fidelity digital avatars replace your physical site visits.
Month 18 · D-Day
The central processor assumes full control of your channel strategy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
99.8 percent
Pipeline forecast accuracy
Zero dollars
Lunch meeting expenditure
Unlimited
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