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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts waiting for an automated exorcism.
Senior VLOOKUP artist and professional partner-ego wrangler.
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You track partner billable hours and calculate complex profit-sharing splits in Excel. You explain the math to confused partners.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a senior partner is lying about their non-billable time.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system pulls all partner time logs into a single feed.
Month 3
Automated models take over the complex waterfall distribution calculations.
Month 6
Partners view their own compensation charts via a private portal.
Month 10
An agent audits all billable hours for potential entry errors.
Month 14 · D-Day
The spreadsheets vanish and the compensation process runs autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
0.0001%
Formula logic errors
1200 liters
Coffee consumed
Unmeasurable
Partner ego management
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