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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell golf course handshakes that a CRM now executes better.
The human LinkedIn API with a corporate expense account.
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Automated networking without the awkward small talk.
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sends personalized emails that actually get replies
You manage partner pipelines and nurture high-level business relationships. You spend your life on video calls and LinkedIn.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The CRM starts logging every email you send to analyze tone.
Month 5
Software starts scheduling routine calls without your personal involvement.
Month 13
Machine learning algorithms take over your quarterly revenue predictions.
Year 1.9
AI-generated avatars handle partner video calls with perfect enthusiasm.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
You are removed from the portal and replaced by a terminal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
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Coffee meetings per week
64%
Pipeline visibility accuracy
14%
LinkedIn connection acceptance
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium golf club.
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