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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTranslating API docs for confused clients is a glorified copy-paste job.
Professional API translator, full-time emotional buffer.
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Automated partnership success, zero human empathy.
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autogenerates integration docs while you sleep
You spend your days debugging partner integrations and explaining why their janky code is failing. It's just glorified support masquerading as engineering.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell a client that their bad architecture is their own fault.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
An LLM analyzes incoming partner tickets to identify standard documentation-based solutions without bothering you.
Month 5
Vision-guided scripts detect handshake failures and automatically apply the correct configuration patches.
Month 11
Our software negotiates directly with the partner's automated system to resolve connection mismatches.
Month 16
Managers stop asking you for status updates because the dashboard is always perfectly updated.
Month 19 · D-Day
The final partner relationship is offloaded to a persistent autonomous integration cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4.2/day
JIRA tickets closed
12/week
Useless sync calls
99%
API docs ignored
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale enterprise license.
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