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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour career is just a series of meetings about meetings expiring soon.
Professional cat-herder for disconnected corporate entities.
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Automating your inbox and your relevance.
glub.youAI▸ VENDORSYNC ENTERPRISE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters all internal emails into trash
You facilitate communication between vendors and internal consumer teams. You spend your life in status updates and spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows which vendor actually hates the CEO.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scrape vendor performance metrics directly from API feeds.
Month 5
AI agent clears your calendar by canceling all low-priority syncs.
Month 10
Natural language models create business reviews without human input.
Month 15
Smart contracts handle disputes based on hardcoded penalty clauses.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked to improve system efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
54 minutes
Average sync call length
12 weekly
Useless slide decks created
88 percent
Time spent in Outlook
Your severance
A one-year supply of unread meeting invite links.
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