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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSelling snake oil to partners who are already using your API.
Expert at explaining tech that does not quite work.
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Automated sales pitches for every partner.
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sends endless automated follow-up emails
You pitch internal tech to third parties and manage the resulting sales pipeline. Then you watch the conversion drop.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and see when a client is lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The AI scans your pitch deck and all past email records.
Month 4
Bots replace your manual emails with hyper-personalized reachouts.
Month 10
Self-serve dashboards replace your need for partner relationship meetings.
Month 15
Algorithms predict which partner will buy before they know it.
Month 21 · D-Day
You receive a final automated email confirming your own redundancy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,000 hourly
Emails sent to partners
0.04 percent
Actual partner engagement
6 gallons
Coffee consumed while waiting
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a warm goodbye.
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