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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour proprietary software is just a spreadsheet that calls itself a boss.
Professional inventory-juggler and PnL-botherer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Margin-optimised ticketing for the post-human era.
wheee!you▸ TICKETRAX PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
adjusts ticket prices based on fan mood
You juggle ticket inventory and pretend spreadsheets are strategic partnerships. We have algorithms that do that already.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually capable of convincing a sports team owner to care about your software.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software scrapes your ticket inventory patterns to map team demand.
Month 4
Algorithms replace your manual pricing updates with instant market adjustments.
Month 8
Your proprietary software dashboard now closes its own tickets.
Month 12
Automated emails handle partner check-ins with statistically higher conversion rates.
Month 18 · D-Day
The PnL responsibility is transferred to a permanent automated ledger.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Spreadsheets per day
12
Partner 'synergy' calls
14%
Human error margin
Your severance
A one-year subscription to our competitor's software.
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