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March 16, 2028
In 17 monthsYou are just a human handshake interface for two automated databases.
Professional bridge-builder between two entities that hate each other.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Negotiating your future with zero lunch costs.
glub.youAI▸ ACCORDLINK-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates win-win scenarios in three nanoseconds
You facilitate deals between companies through networking, contract negotiation, and frequent high-stakes lunches.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle room tension when a deal is dying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI starts auto-drafting your partnership outreach emails.
Month 4
Algorithms handle all standard contract terms and adjustments.
Month 8
High-fidelity telepresence replaces your need for expensive flights.
Month 12
The bot uses sentiment analysis to predict deal closing odds.
Month 17 · D-Day
The system negotiates directly with the partner's automated logic.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
120 dollars
Average lunch expense
94 percent
Coffee-induced anxiety
4000 daily
Unnecessary follow-up emails
Your severance
One free digital business card subscription for life.
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