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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour entire job is just manual labor for an automated API bridge.
Professional email-sender and spreadsheet-filler for the B2B SaaS grind.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating B2B growth, one creator at a time.
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filters ten thousand creator profiles every minute
You hunt for B2B creators to shill software. You negotiate affiliate splits and track performance metrics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the fake laughter required to maintain a human business relationship.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scripts scrape your entire niche and send personalized cold emails.
Month 4
Smart contracts handle all affiliate splits without any human negotiation.
Month 8
Machine learning identifies high-performing creators better than your intuition ever could.
Month 13
Automated reporting replaces your weekly updates to internal stakeholders.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system runs autonomously and your email credentials are revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
1000/sec
Creator outreach rate
0%
Negotiation friction
42%
Human error rate
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