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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTrading your soul for a lead list that bots scrape hourly.
Future partnership salesperson, currently chasing elusive brand leads.
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automates your entire CRM pipeline
You hunt for sponsorship prospects and send cold emails. The machine will do that faster and without sleep.
The one thing AI can't do
You can actually tell if an athlete is lying about their brand interest.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts mining brand contact lists faster than any intern.
Month 3
Pitch deck templates are now generated by a single prompt.
Month 6
Personalised emails are sent at scale with perfect timing.
Month 10
The system updates its own records based on open rates.
Month 14 · D-Day
The intern's credentials are revoked as PitchMaster handles everything.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
10000
Emails sent per minute
400%
Conversion rate increase
0
Coffee breaks needed
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation from a bot that doesn't exist.
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