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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou sell imaginary digital safety to people who ignore your emails.
Professional pitch-deck polisher and professional email ghoster
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before your first coffee break.
oof.you▸ CHANNELCLOSE-AI V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates pipeline ghosting for zero-friction rejection
You hunt for partner channels and negotiate security product deals. You write endless pitch decks to justify your existence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a prospect is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI begins pre-filling your logs with fictional progress updates.
Month 4
Autonomous agents handle your cold outreach using deepfake personality.
Month 10
Generative models produce decks you no longer need to edit.
Month 16
Digital agents negotiate contracts directly with the partner's AI.
Month 22 · D-Day
Your login is revoked, leaving only an automated deal machine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
4,200 annually
Emails sent to nobody
900 liters
Coffee consumed while stalling
Statistically negligible
Actual deal impact
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Being Replaced'
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