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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsTrading club heritage for logos on sleeve patches is your legacy.
Selling team soul to the highest corporate bidder
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before the whistle blows.
splat.you▸ PITCHPERFECT AI V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates hyper-personalized sponsorship decks
You pitch sponsorship packages to brands and maintain relationships with corporate partners to secure recurring club revenue.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a sponsor is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI mines company data to identify high-intent brand targets.
Month 5
Generative models build custom decks in real-time for meetings.
Month 10
Legal AI automates the negotiation of sponsorship rights clauses.
Month 15
Chat agents handle daily partner requests and renewal discussions.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system assumes full autonomy over all partnership revenue streams.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,200 daily
Cold emails sent
3.2 seconds
Average handshake duration
12,000 yearly
Sponsorship deck slides
Your severance
One free season ticket and a branded scarf.
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