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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou sell air to people who do not actually want it.
Spreadsheet warrior, professional email forwarder, lunch-meeting survivor.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Inventory management without the human ego.
bzzt.you▸ ADFLOW AUTOMATOR PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates revenue forecasts while you sleep
Managing supply pipelines and negotiating advertising space inventory. You spend your day staring at spreadsheets and unhappy clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a client is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart bots sync directly with your ad server inventory logs.
Month 4
Algorithms set floor prices based on real-time market signals.
Month 7
Software automatically matches payments to actual campaign delivery reports.
Month 10
Persistent bots handle all incoming client complaints and requests.
Month 14 · D-Day
You receive a calendar invite for your final exit meeting.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
42
Spreadsheets per day
118
Emails per deal
14 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a warm goodbye.
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