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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsProfessional hand-shaker preparing to be outmaneuvered by a well-trained algorithm.
Professional aligner of expectations and carrier of slide decks.
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Aligning your business needs without the small-talk.
bzzt.youAI▸ SYNCBOT ENTERPRISE V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates consensus across every internal department
You spend days aligning internal team expectations and talking to partners. Your output is mostly slides and spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a partner is lying during a high-stakes dinner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI starts scheduling your meetings by predicting availability patterns.
Month 6
Drafting your quarterly review slides is now handled by generative models.
Month 13
Routine contract renewals are handled by AI agents without human input.
Month 21
Partners now query an automated system instead of emailing you directly.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your role is deleted as the systems finally achieve full alignment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
4.2 mugs
Coffee consumed per deal
87 percent
Emails ignored by partners
24 weekly
Hours spent aligning expectations
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital coffee coupon.
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