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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTrading your soul for a slightly better placement on the dashboard.
Professional bridge-burner and bridge-builder, mostly the former.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the handshake that nobody actually enjoys.
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negotiates better terms while you sleep
You spend all day negotiating minor product integrations and mediating between two departments that refuse to speak directly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI drafts all your partnership outreach based on historical tone.
Month 4
Bot agents replace human representatives in every cross-departmental call.
Month 9
Legal LLMs replace manual redlining with pre-approved template flows.
Month 13
Algorithms decide which partnerships to keep without needing human input.
Month 19 · D-Day
The partnership console goes autonomous and your access is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4,200/month
Emails sent without saying anything
85%
Hours spent on internal alignment
Zero
Actual value added
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a warm goodbye email.
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