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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts haunting a platform that already ignores you.
Professional cat herder for digital celebrities.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the human out of creator relations.
stretchy.youAI▸ PARTNERSYNC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes all creators automatically at scale
You track partner onboarding and manage contract compliance. You are a glorified middleman for streamers and data tables.
The one thing AI can't do
You can pretend to care about a creator's emotional burnout during a sync call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts auto-flagging all your creator ticket classifications.
Month 3
Algorithms replace your manual drafting of creator status amendments.
Month 7
Automated messaging systems handle your routine creator onboarding follow-ups.
Month 15
Real-time dashboarding removes your need to touch any spreadsheets.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of all partner operations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
42
Emails ignored per day
119
Spreadsheet tabs open
99%
Creators who think you are a bot
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own platform's ads.
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