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December 5, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthSelling ad space on a jersey doesn't require a human touch.
Professional glad-hander with a knack for over-promising value.
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Automating the handshake.
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sends personalized follow-up emails at halftime
You hunt local sponsors for stadium signs and jersey patches. You charm executives in luxury boxes during games.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is too drunk to sign the contract.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your contact list gets mirrored to our predictive sales engine.
Month 10
Bots start sending pitch decks to every prospect on LinkedIn.
Month 20
Algorithms adjust ad prices based on real-time team performance data.
Year 2.5
Contracts are auto-generated and signed through secure e-portal links.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
Your suite keycard is deactivated as the bot takes the lead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
42
Cold calls ignored daily
Excessive
Cost of steak dinners
94%
Percentage of leads bot-eligible
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the nosebleed seats.
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