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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsCataloging scrap metal while the cloud does it faster and sober.
Human spreadsheet filler with a talent for database queries.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Inventory control without the human error margin.
glub.youAI▸ STOCKLOGIC VISION 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconciles five thousand ledger lines per millisecond
You track inventory levels and reconcile purchase orders. You spend all day staring at spreadsheets and database error logs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still spot the one vendor invoice that looks fake after three hours.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Vision models start scanning every part on the shelf automatically.
Month 3
Automated agents write directly to the ERP without human intervention.
Month 7
AI predicts shortages before they happen, ignoring your weekly reports.
Month 12
The software manages its own replenishment orders and vendor emails.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes entirely self-correcting.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
12%
SKU mismatch rate
20 hours
Time spent in meetings
14,000
Spreadsheet rows processed
Your severance
A PDF certificate of gratitude and a broken mouse.
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