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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsEnjoy your final years of traffic jams before the swarm arrives.
Professional road-navigator and master of the illegal curb-stop.
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Optimised delivery that never needs a bathroom break.
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navigates gridlock without complaining about traffic
You haul automotive components through gridlocked streets using a van. Your day is spent fighting maps and parking.
The one thing AI can't do
You can successfully double-park in a non-existent spot when the shop owner is shouting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software replaces paper manifests with real-time dynamic pathing.
Month 6
Retrofit kits grant existing vans basic self-driving lane-keeping skills.
Month 16
Automated warehouse arms handle the pallet loading without human supervision.
Year 2.5
Custom electric pods remove the driver seat to increase cargo capacity.
Year 4 · D-Day
The entire fleet operates fully automated and driverless 24/7.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
24 minutes
Average delivery delay
12 units
Parking tickets per year
4 daily
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to traffic camera footage.
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