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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour forced social interaction will soon be managed by an algorithm.
Professional vibe check enthusiast and beverage refiller.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency for every gathering.
split.youAI▸ SOCIALSYNC V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
plays curated music based on guest heartrate
You coordinate guest lists, set up decor, and fake enthusiasm until the last guest leaves the building.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the vibe shifts to awkward silence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Guest lists move to automated QR code scanners.
Month 3
Automated trolleys handle all table and chair placement.
Month 6
Sensors adjust music and lighting based on crowd mood.
Month 10
High-speed vacuums clear debris while the party winds down.
Month 14 · D-Day
SocialSync V4 replaces the need for any human host.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
42
Fake smiles per hour
98 percent
Average social burnout rate
12 nightly
Drink spills handled
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a lonely, silent basement apartment.
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