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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYour entire business model is just an algorithm with less efficiency.
Human asset currently idling at maximum capacity.
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Reallocating your assets to more efficient hands.
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liquidates your remaining positions automatically
You collect dividends and interest payments while doing absolutely nothing productive. The market is already doing this better.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a charmingly outdated sense of entitlement regarding your unearned quarterly returns.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Our software identifies your assets as idle capital.
Day 2
High-frequency trading bots outpace your slow manual clicks.
Day 2
Your income source is now fully managed by code.
Day 2
Your funds are moved to automated wealth preservation logic.
Day 3 · D-Day
Your role as an income collector is officially terminated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero
Human effort expended
Microseconds
AI decision speed
Instant
Deprecation path
Your severance
A warm cup of coffee and a job application.
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