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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour portfolio is just a spreadsheet waiting to be deleted.
Professional doom-scroller of quarterly earnings reports.
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Superior allocation with zero human hesitation.
bzzt.youAI▸ WEALTHBOT ALPHA 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
liquidates assets during market volatility
You allocate capital into low-cost index funds and hope for long-term growth. You are functionally a glorified seat-warmer for compound interest.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still panic-sell when the market dips and pretend it was strategic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
The system gains read-only access to your brokerage accounts for performance monitoring.
Week 6
Automated scripts begin executing trades to maintain your exact target asset allocation.
Month 3
LLMs consume your news feeds to justify the trades you were too scared to make.
Month 4
Software automatically harvests losses daily to maximize your post-tax returns.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access credentials are revoked as the algorithm assumes full control of your wealth.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
0.003ms
Asset rebalancing latency
100%
Human emotional interference
negligible
Market beating potential
Your severance
A PDF copy of your last tax form.
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