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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your complex inventions into expensive piles of rejected paperwork daily.
Professional translator of genius into bureaucratic nonsense.
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Filing claims before you finish your coffee.
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autogenerates claims from raw schematics
You translate engineering concepts into rigid legal language. You format claims and cross-reference obscure technical diagrams all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a patent examiner is being pedantic for no reason at all.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Large language models start writing your first drafts from sketches.
Month 4
Vision models automatically generate the required technical illustrations.
Month 8
AI-to-AI communication reduces legal back-and-forth by ninety percent.
Month 13
Software files applications directly into the patent office database.
Month 18 · D-Day
Human input is officially removed from the invention registration process.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42 percent
Average rejection rate
12 per hour
Claim syntax errors
6 liters daily
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a legal dictionary.
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