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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour ability to bill by the hour is your only true invention.
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Filing claims faster than you can bill.
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files 400 claims while you draft one
You draft tedious legal filings and argue over narrow patent claims. You protect intellectual property that rarely deserves protection.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the nuanced social dance of lying to a judge with confidence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Software writes your patent drafts based on raw engineering notes.
Month 4
Global databases are scanned in milliseconds to kill your claims early.
Month 10
Your firm replaces partners with language models for basic filings.
Month 17
Standardized filing protocols bypass human interaction with patent offices.
Year 2 · D-Day
The legal profession realizes human drafting is an unnecessary bottleneck.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
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Hours spent on billable nonsense
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