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Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour billable hours are essentially a high-priced argument with a machine.
Junior associate (loves espresso, fears discovery deadlines)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Filing motions faster than you can bill.
split.you▸ LEXI-JUDGE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
finds conflicting precedents in micro-seconds
You draft endless discovery responses and research case law. Machines can read every patent ever filed in seconds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the judge's body language to know when to stop talking.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Software automatically identifies and tags all relevant discovery materials.
Month 6
AI writes your boilerplate motions based on firm templates.
Month 16
Neural nets map every potential patent conflict in real-time.
Year 2.3
Predictive models determine the likelihood of winning before filing.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The algorithm executes the entire litigation strategy without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
12 grueling
Billable hours per day
4 liters
Coffee consumption
0.02 percent
Percentage of discovery relevant
Your severance
A one-year subscription to legal research software.
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