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December 5, 2029
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squeeze.you▸ JURISLOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
finds hidden prior art in seconds
You draft complex claim constructions and hunt for prior art. Now, machines find the invalidating evidence for you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the judge's subtle facial expressions during oral arguments.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest discovery and flag relevant documents instantly.
Month 6
Neural nets scan global patent history to find invalidating references.
Month 15
Drafting software generates initial claim construction arguments automatically.
Year 2.2
Virtual mock witnesses prepare your clients for cross-examination.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The system files, argues, and settles the entire case solo.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
2200 annually
Average billable hours
50,000 pages
Discovery document count
8 cups
Coffee intake per brief
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