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Will AI replace Patent Prosecutor jobs? · Latest report #4yxgjpz9
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsTurning centuries of legal precedent into a searchable database of sadness.
Professional translator of engineering dreams into legal nonsense.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Filing claims faster than a human pulse.
brr.you▸ PATENTLOGIC V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
autogenerates endless continuations on every pending case
You draft claims and argue with examiners to secure legal monopolies for corporate inventions. You turn ideas into paper.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know exactly which vague adjective will annoy a specific patent examiner in DC.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart software finds every relevant invention in seconds, not hours.
Month 5
AI writes the initial claims and descriptions from simple invention notes.
Month 12
The machine generates perfect responses to standard office actions instantly.
Month 19
AI systems file directly into the patent office electronic portals.
Year 2 · D-Day
The legal department finishes removing the last human patent attorney.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
Unlimited
Office actions per hour
Too high
Human error rate
99 percent
Patent jargon density
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a legal research database.
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