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November 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou read piles of law to find a novelty that isn't.
Professional claim-writer and deep-dive patent document hunter.
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Mining novelty from the noise of history.
toast.you▸ CLAIMBOT LEGAL-LOGIC 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters infinite databases for unique novelty claims
You scour global patent databases and technical journals to define the specific claims of a new invention.
The one thing AI can't do
You can spot the subtle nuance in a competitor's claim that invalidates the whole thing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI models index every patent ever filed in five minutes.
Week 11
Software writes the legal claims based on raw engineering notes.
Month 5
Automated agents handle all correspondence with patent office examiners.
Month 9
Real-time scanners compare your drafts against live global filings.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system files your entire patent portfolio without your help.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
99.9%
Duplicate claims identified
40/week
Hours spent reading legalese
0.01%
Errors in prior art search
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to every digital law archive.
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