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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsDissecting tissue is a messy job, but robots don't have gag reflexes.
Master of the morgue and the scalpel.
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Turning organs into data without the smell.
help!youAI▸ GROSSSPEC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
catalogues organ samples into digital databases
You perform gross examinations of surgical specimens and assist in autopsies. Your day involves dissection and tissue description.
The one thing AI can't do
You can distinguish subtle tissue textures that a camera lens still fails to properly categorize.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI automatically drafts all specimen descriptions from your vocal cues.
Month 5
High-res cameras document every organ before you touch them.
Month 13
Vision-guided arms take over routine tissue sampling tasks.
Year 1.9
Dedicated machines perform standard autopsy incisions and removals.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The lab is fully autonomous and the specimen bench is locked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
400% faster
Grossing speed
Zero
Formaldehyde exposure
Non-stop
Autopsy completion
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium nitrile gloves.
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