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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYou slice tissue so the pathologist can guess what went wrong.
Expert at navigating formaldehye fumes and grossing stations.
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Automated grossing for the modern lab.
blub.you▸ TISSUESCANNER X-1▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
processes thin-slice tissue blocks autonomously
You perform gross examinations of surgical specimens and assist with autopsies. You handle hazardous chemicals and biological samples daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can correctly identify the texture and consistency of a specimen by feel.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
High-resolution vision sensors begin documenting specimen grossing patterns.
Month 13
Precision pincers start handling tissue cassettes for embedding.
Year 2.2
Smart blades perform routine dissections without human guidance.
Year 3.2
Chemical handling robots take over the hazardous formalin baths.
Year 4 · D-Day
The lab is fully automated and your station is dismantled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
20 per shift
Gross specimens processed
High
Formalin exposure risk
Razor edge
Scalpel sharpness
Your severance
A blunt scalpel and a thank you note.
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