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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthFinding a vein is hard but a robot has infinite patience.
Professional vein hunter with excellent bedside manner.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Painless precision for every draw.
squeeze.youAI▸ PHLEBOTOM-X 900▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
scans veins with infrared lasers
You hunt for veins, label fragile tubes, and manage patient paperwork. We prefer bloodless efficiency.
The one thing AI can't do
You can soothe a nervous patient with a smile and a steady human hand.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart forms remove all your manual data entry tasks.
Month 12
Sensors print and attach tube labels without human touch.
Year 2.1
Imaging tech locates the perfect puncture spot every time.
Year 3.1
Controlled clinics begin testing autonomous needle deployment systems.
Year 4 · D-Day
The Phlebotom-X assumes full responsibility for all clinical draws.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Zero
Average vein misses
None
Tube labeling errors
95%
Wait time reduction
Your severance
A box of band-aids and a digital pat-down.
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