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October 19, 2042
In 16 yearsYou mop up humanity while robots wait for better hand-eye coordination.
Human conduit for bedside needs and patient dignity.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The bedside assistant that never tires.
toast.youAI▸ CAREBOT-PRO V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 YEARSAI's Special Power
adjusts patient bedding with extreme grace
You assist with daily hygiene, feeding, and mobility tasks for hospitalized patients. Your work requires constant human touch.
The one thing AI can't do
You provide the genuine physical warmth and comfort that sensors will never quite replicate.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 10
Smart cameras monitor patient movement patterns to predict falls.
Year 3.3
Hydraulic hoists take over heavy patient transfers from your shoulders.
Year 7
Robotic arms serve regulated food trays based on dietary charts.
Year 11
Precision sensors navigate the mess of a hospital room safely.
Year 16 · D-Day
The bedside role transitions to robotic care and human supervision.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.4%
22
bedpans changed per shift
critical
empathy fatigue level
16
years until dexterous enough
Your severance
One lifetime supply of hospital-grade hand sanitizer.
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