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October 20, 2036
In 10 yearsYou track vitals while machines wait for your shift to end.
Clinical bedside support specialist (mostly coffee-fueled and underpaid)
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Automated comfort for every hospital wing.
bzzt.youAI▸ CAREBOT VITALS-UNIT 9▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 YEARSAI's Special Power
calms restless patients with synthetic touch
You collect patient vitals, assist with daily hygiene, and move patients between hospital beds.
The one thing AI can't do
You notice the subtle shift in a patient's breathing before the monitor even beeps.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors begin logging all vital signs directly into patient files.
Month 9
Beds become smart units that track patient movement and skin integrity.
Year 2.1
Autonomous lifts remove the need for human physical lifting assistance.
Year 5
Centralized observation units replace the need for physical spot checks.
Year 10 · D-Day
Total automation of patient logistics and routine physical maintenance is complete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
12
Vitals recorded per hour
8
Average patient transfers
15,000
Steps walked per shift
Your severance
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