Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Patient Safety Scientist jobs? · Latest report #8ygf7rnq
Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsRegulatory compliance is just a search query you took too long on.
Professional reader of extremely dry medical research literature.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated literature synthesis for global compliance.
bzzt.you▸ MDR-COMPLIANCE ENGINE V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
synthesizes clinical data into perfect reports instantly
You write technical reports to prove medical device safety. You spend your days hunting through endless clinical research papers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle, terrifying pattern in data that software initially ignores.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI begins scanning databases for relevant clinical evidence automatically.
Month 4
Software pulls data directly into your regulatory report templates.
Month 8
Machines match evidence to risks without your manual input.
Month 12
The engine submits reports directly to regulatory bodies.
Month 14 · D-Day
The scientist role is fully replaced by a single API call.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
0.3 seconds
Average search time
10,000/hour
Paper ingestion rate
0.00%
Regulatory error rate
Your severance
One free subscription to a journal you hate.
Discussion
