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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYour ability to photograph dusty guitars does not justify your existence.
Digital flipper of pre-owned treasures and forgotten burdens.
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Turning grandma's trinkets into digital profit instantly.
glub.youAI▸ PAWNBOT INVENTORY SCRAPER V2.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autofocuses and lists items in real-time
You photograph, list, and ship pawned inventory. Your manual cataloging of random clutter is officially a bottleneck.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the strange knack for identifying whether a fake Rolex is actually metal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An overhead high-resolution camera rig automates product photography and lighting.
Month 4
AI models generate item descriptions and prices from your raw photos.
Month 8
Inventory updates automatically across all platforms without your manual input.
Month 12
Automated packing arms sense dimensions and apply shipping labels instantly.
Month 13 · D-Day
The shop runs entirely without your oversight or manual intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
4.2
Avg photos per item
12 items
Listing speed per day
11%
Human error rate
Your severance
One free refurbished watch and a bus pass.
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