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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour appraisal skills will soon be replaced by a cheap sensor.
Professional haggler, dust magnet, and amateur antique historian.
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Perfect appraisals without the human guilt.
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You evaluate second-hand goods for loans and manage crowded inventory shelves. You haggle prices with desperate customers all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell the difference between a real gold ring and a good fake.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sensors identify the true market value of items instantly.
Month 5
The shop software syncs directly with police databases.
Month 11
Mechanical arms organize the junk and clear the dust.
Month 16
AI negotiators handle every sale with ruthless precision.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The shop is now fully automated and truly profitable.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4.2 minutes
Average haggle resistance
12 percent
Items misidentified
Maximum
Dusty shelf capacity
Your severance
One free microwave from the unclaimed back shelf.
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