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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsEvaluating dusty junk while hoping the customer doesn't ask for change.
Master of depreciating goods and heavy-interest ledger math.
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Total market transparency for every trinket.
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You appraise items of dubious origin and manage high-interest small-dollar loans. You live for the haggle.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still spot a genuine gold hallmark in a dim, dusty corner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Inventory records move from paper ledgers to live cloud feeds.
Month 8
Cameras replace your acid scratch kits for material identification.
Month 16
Global market algorithms dictate exact offer prices for everything.
Year 2.2
Secure kiosks handle the transaction without any human intervention.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Your storefront locks doors as the algorithm assumes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14 minutes
Average haggle time
11 percent
Items misidentified
28 percent
Loan default rate
Your severance
One free appraisal of your own personal belongings.
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