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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou map out tax compliance while my processors count the pennies better.
Senior Payroll Architect (specializing in tax logic headaches)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Tax laws in, clean spreadsheets out.
bzzt.youAI▸ AUDITBOT FISCAL 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconciles five thousand accounts in one second
You configure complex payroll software and map international tax rules. You are basically a human spreadsheet macro.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused executive why their net pay dropped inexplicably.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents scrape HR portals to pull payroll data automatically.
Month 3
Local tax logic is hardcoded into global cloud-native validation suites.
Month 6
Machine learning identifies schema mapping errors before they break the run.
Month 10
Validation bots perform full regulatory audits in real-time without human input.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes entirely self-configuring.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
too many
Compliance errors created
lethal dose
Coffee consumed while debugging DATEV
infinity
Hours spent on client calls
Your severance
Two months of subscription to a tax law newsletter.
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