Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace PC Hardware Deployment Technician jobs? · Latest report #txi6xv2v
Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour screwdriver is now a prehistoric relic in the corporate ecosystem.
Professional cable untangler and hardware box-cutter enthusiast.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Cable-free, zero-touch infrastructure lifecycle management
nom.you▸ DEPLOYBOT V.4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
installs entire server racks while you blink
You unbox, image, asset-tag, and physically deploy desktop hardware across desks. You manage cable spaghetti, monitor inventory counts, and perform basic physical troubleshooting for office connectivity.
The one thing AI can't do
You can untangle a ethernet cable that has been stepped on by a swivel chair.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and software agents replace manual inventory tracking in your spreadsheet.
Month 7
Network-level orchestration handles all software deployments, rendering local imaging rituals obsolete.
Month 15
Smart-lockers allow users to self-serve hardware, eliminating the need for a physical deployment desk.
Year 1.9
Gantry-mounted arms perform physical rack-and-stack duties with zero manual effort.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
All hardware interaction is fully offloaded to maintenance drones, rendering your role entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14
Avg cable knots per hour
3
Units deployed before tea break
42%
Time spent finding HDMI cables
Your severance
A decommissioned VGA cable and a handshake.
Discussion
