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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour spreadsheets of security protocols are just future training data sets.
Auditing spreadsheets until the heat death of the universe.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Checking boxes faster than any human could.
help!youAI▸ AUDITBOT COMPLIANCE ENGINE 4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags compliance gaps while you are sleeping
You chase vendors for security logs and fill out endless forms to prove credit card data is safe. You spend all day staring at checklists.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a human auditor with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Software reads your server logs and catches errors instantly.
Week 6
An AI agent scrapes your existing docs to fill forms.
Week 11
Real-time scanners replace your manual quarterly check rituals.
Month 4
The system patches the holes you usually flag by hand.
Month 6 · D-Day
The audit is perfect and your position is officially deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.9%
4,000+
Spreadsheets managed
12 per day
Security forms filed
99 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
One free credit report and a permanent audit trail.
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