Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Pearl Farmer jobs? · Latest report #gwmiztua
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour oysters are about to lose their only unpaid human companion.
Oyster-seeding artisan with an eye for luster
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
The ocean floor, now with better margins.
ow.youAI▸ SHELLMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
harvests perfect pearls without cracking the shells
You seed oysters, monitor water quality, and clean shells until the pearls mature. Harvesting is manual and slow.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know when a specific oyster shell feels heavy enough for harvest.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors monitor water salinity and temperature around the clock.
Month 12
Submersible robots scrub the barnacles off your expensive cages.
Year 2
Robotic arms handle the delicate surgery of inserting the nucleus.
Year 3
Cameras detect precise pearl development inside every single oyster shell.
Year 4 · D-Day
The ocean floor is now managed by a fleet of bots.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 percent
Oyster mortality rate
Very slow
Human harvest speed
Zero
Robot shell damage
Your severance
One free oyster knife and a bucket of sand.
Discussion
