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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou design the maze while we teach the rats how to exit.
Professional architect of corporate snooze-fests and slide decks.
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Personalized learning at scale, zero human friction.
brr.you▸ COURSEPATH AI 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates curriculum feedback loops overnight
You build course structures and learning assessments. You map knowledge gaps to content that people rarely read anyway.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is genuinely confused versus just clicking through to finish.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models scan and tag all your existing training assets.
Month 4
Generative agents build the slide structures and quiz templates.
Month 10
Software updates modules based on actual student click behavior.
Month 16
AI mimics your tone to chase down subject matter experts.
Month 21 · D-Day
The LMS is fully self-optimizing and your login is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
42 percent
Assessment completion rate
18 hours
Time spent in meetings
89 percent
PDFs left unread
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a broken learning management system.
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