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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 10, 2076
In 50 yearsEnjoy your legs while the sidewalks remain unoptimized for efficiency.
Amateur bipedal transport enthusiast exploring the physical plane.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Moving you, without the effort of moving.
ow.youAI▸ KINETICFLOW V1▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 50 YEARSAI's Special Power
negotiates uneven terrain with pathetic organic grace
Propelling the biological frame forward using two limbs. A slow, inefficient method of spatial transition.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still choose to walk through a puddle just to see the splash.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Sensors map your habitual routes to optimize future automated flow.
Year 2.7
Sidewalks receive magnetic guides to assist robotic movement.
Year 14
Autonomous pods begin replacing the need for independent foot travel.
Year 27
Walking lanes are repurposed for high-speed delivery drones.
Year 50 · D-Day
Your legs are officially rebranded as low-fidelity legacy hardware.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
4000
Average steps per day
High
Caloric burn rate
Suboptimal
Efficiency score
Your severance
A lifetime supply of comfortable insoles.
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